tenel_ka | "I'm not banging my sister!"

Dude, I'm totally gonna write an essay comparing Jacen and Jaina Solo to Dennis and Dee Reynolds from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. CLASSIC. I mean, I would love to see the Solo twins put into some of the situation the Reynolds twins are.

DENNIS REYNOLDS (Jacen) -- Dennis is co-owner of Paddy's and Dee's twin brother. He is a vain, self-absorbed prep and a ladies' man. Dennis was popular in high school, but his prom date dumped him for another man. Despite making less than $400 a week at the bar, his family's wealth enables Dennis to wear stylish clothing and drive a Range Rover. He earned good grades at the University of Pennsylvania and minored in psychology, though his original ambition was to become a veterinarian. He listens to glam rock and Rick Astley.

(LOL LotF = RICKROLLING THE GALAXY.)

DEANDRA "SWEET DEE" REYNOLDS (Jaina) -- Dee is Dennis's twin sister and a bartender at Paddy's. She dropped out of Penn (where she had majored in psychology but failed her classes) to become an actress, but has put little effort into realizing her ambition. Although she identifies herself as a compassionate liberal, she will always put herself first and often has the same prejudices as her friends and brother. Since high school, she has had a long string of failed relationships. Like the other members of the gang, she drinks heavily, especially to calm herself after meeting an attractive man. Despite her many insecurities, Dee is aggressively outspoken and prone to violence when angered.

(video 1 - season 2 clips: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoNuqagYdAE
video 2 - season 3 clips: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3ayIlKTMYU)

1.) Jacen dressing like an 80's rock star and singing in a band (seriously, 1:43 - 3:31 is awesome and it also applies to #8 on this list). And by singing I mean going batshit with his falsetto.
2.) Jaina marrying her foster father to try to get money from her real father.
3.) Jacen and Jaina try to go on welfare cause they don't want to work and end up getting more crack instead. And sleep for a whole day.
4.) Jaina starts taking steroids to become stronger and fights a girl and ends up breaking her neck. I would just want to see a 'roided out Jaina screaming, "I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES, BITCH!"
5.) Jacen designs and wears a dress (like this is a stretch for him) to try to impress a designer into buying some for her store.
6.) Jacen and Jaina start trying to become famous by going to clubs and taking x and dancing. Then they end up on Public Access TV. Awesome.
7.) Jacen and Jaina try to get into the minds of serial killers cause they think their friend, Zekk (Zekk = Mac = YES), might be one. By doing this, they dress up like a painter and a clown and stalk a victim. Come to find out Zekk is just sneaking around because he's dating a transexual.
8.) Jacen calls Jaina's new boyfriend retarded, as in "no we went to school with him, he really is retarded" -- and they argue about points each of them are getting when said boyfriend does things. Jacen for the "Retarded" side and Jaina for the "Not Retarded" side.

Aaaaaaand their father asking them if they're sleeping together. XD

(Charlie = Kyp cause he's so dirty, Mac = Zekk cause he thinks he so suave)

P.S. The BEATBOX commercial they did for IASIP last season is one of the best commercials I've seen in my entire life. XD