WHAT THE... HELL?

[tenel_ka]

My random list of the day.

TOP TEN ONE-LINERS FROM THE SILENT HILL PROTAGONISTS

I swear, this series has the BEST LOL DIALOGUE EVER, especially from the player characters. You can't help but giggle and cackle and love them. James and Harry seriously get the best lines ever. Since I have been/am going to replay the series for my GVGP list (which I will totally not finish by the end of '09), I figured I would celebrate with my ten favorites. Technically some are not one-liners, but they were too good to leave out.

(Also, I did these from memory. So some of them might be a little off. XD)

10.) "A dead person can't write a letter." (James Sunderland, Silent Hill 2)
09.) "SHUT YOUR STINKIN' MOUTH, BITCH." (Heather Morris, Silent Hill 3)
08.) "What the... hell?" (Henry Townshend, multiple times, Silent Hill 4: The Room)
07.) "Wait, I'm not here to fight. My name is Harry Mason, I'm in town on vacation." (Harry Mason, Silent Hill)
06.) "You're not friends with that red, pyramid thing, are you?" (James Sunderland, Silent Hill 2)
05.) "You have got to be shittin' me!" (Alex Shepherd, Silent Hill Homecoming)
04.) "Don't worry, I'm not crazy... at least I don't think so." (James Sunderland, Silent Hill 2)
03.) "It's like I was there, but not really." (Harry Mason, Silent Hill)
02.) "I want you... I want you with me..." (James Sunderland, Silent Hill 2)
01.) "Huh. Radio. What's going on with that radio?" (Harry Mason, Silent Hill)

If I had a dollar for every time my sister and I have said, "Huh. Radio." -- I would be rich.

I just hope the "reimagining" of the first game for the Wii -- Silent Hill: Shattered Memories -- keeps some of the COMPLETELY AWESOME DIALOGUE cause it just wouldn't be the same without it. Not that it's going to be the same anyways... I mean, Harry Mason HAS GLASSES. WHAT.

Comments

[juri-anne.livejournal.com]

:D I'm playing through Silent Hill now for the first time. LOVING them to pieces. You're #1 is my favorite so far. MAJOR LULZ when I saw that.

[tenel-ka.livejournal.com]

It's such a great series of games! :D And yessssss, the first time I heard that line I had to restart and make sure I heard him correctly -- I laughed so hard. Hehehehe!

I can't even tell you

[johnny-verbose.livejournal.com]

how much this post pleases me!

I was getting back into Silent Hill these past few days and I completely forgot that it could be so lolzy.

And how can be forget ole Detective Cartland's line to Claudia about her idea of Paradise:

Douglas: A paradise for castrated sheep, maybe. Sounds pretty
boring.

Because sheeps with their balls are much more exciting. ;p

Keep making more lists, plz!

Re: I can't even tell you

[tenel-ka.livejournal.com]

Hi there! :D And yeah, I've recently got back into the series again and I've forgotten how much I loved it!

HAHAHAH I totally forgot about that line! That one is good too. That game has a lot of good stuff in it and I haven't played that one in awhile. So SH3 is next on my list!

And I have some more lists on the horizon, I believe. :D

Re: I can't even tell you

[johnny-verbose.livejournal.com]

Sweet, can't wait!

And thanks for the friend add! ^_\\

Re: I can't even tell you

[tenel-ka.livejournal.com]

Thank you as well! :D It's good to have more Silent Hill friends on my friendslist, there can never be enough!

[zhymmiajansen.livejournal.com]

You're forgeting one:

"Have you seen a little girl?"

[tenel-ka.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA HAVE YOU SEEN A LITTLE GIRL? SHORT, BLACK HAIR JUST TURNED SEVEN LAST WEEK?

Oh, Harry Mason. XD