tenel_ka | WHAT THE... HELL?

My random list of the day.

TOP TEN ONE-LINERS FROM THE SILENT HILL PROTAGONISTS

I swear, this series has the BEST LOL DIALOGUE EVER, especially from the player characters. You can't help but giggle and cackle and love them. James and Harry seriously get the best lines ever. Since I have been/am going to replay the series for my GVGP list (which I will totally not finish by the end of '09), I figured I would celebrate with my ten favorites. Technically some are not one-liners, but they were too good to leave out.

(Also, I did these from memory. So some of them might be a little off. XD)

10.) "A dead person can't write a letter." (James Sunderland, Silent Hill 2)
09.) "SHUT YOUR STINKIN' MOUTH, BITCH." (Heather Morris, Silent Hill 3)
08.) "What the... hell?" (Henry Townshend, multiple times, Silent Hill 4: The Room)
07.) "Wait, I'm not here to fight. My name is Harry Mason, I'm in town on vacation." (Harry Mason, Silent Hill)
06.) "You're not friends with that red, pyramid thing, are you?" (James Sunderland, Silent Hill 2)
05.) "You have got to be shittin' me!" (Alex Shepherd, Silent Hill Homecoming)
04.) "Don't worry, I'm not crazy... at least I don't think so." (James Sunderland, Silent Hill 2)
03.) "It's like I was there, but not really." (Harry Mason, Silent Hill)
02.) "I want you... I want you with me..." (James Sunderland, Silent Hill 2)
01.) "Huh. Radio. What's going on with that radio?" (Harry Mason, Silent Hill)

If I had a dollar for every time my sister and I have said, "Huh. Radio." -- I would be rich.

I just hope the "reimagining" of the first game for the Wii -- Silent Hill: Shattered Memories -- keeps some of the COMPLETELY AWESOME DIALOGUE cause it just wouldn't be the same without it. Not that it's going to be the same anyways... I mean, Harry Mason HAS GLASSES. WHAT.