your joy is my low

So as I mentioned earlier this morning in some loltweets, I had a dream last night where the sky turned purple and see_aphy_be dared me to write Ellis/Louis slash. Now, obviously I had L4D on the brain because of the DLC announcement, but wtf with the rest of it.

Her and I were keeping watch for zombies cause apparently when the sky turned purple that meant they were coming. As we stood guard, we ended up on the subject of Left 4 Dead and somehow in this conversation, Ashley dared me to write Ellis/Louis slash. I seemed really excited about it in the dream cause I think I had some SUPER AWESOME IDEA FOR IT. Then I woke up. Which sucked, cause I kind of wanted to know what my UBER-COOL IDEA was for it. Why was I so excited about it (besides the fact that they are both hot)?

So of course, this led my brain to pick apart the dream. And I think you know where this is going.

(Then later today Ashley actually dared me. YESSSSSSSS LOL.)

HAHAHAHAH HERE IS A SMALL PART OF THIS THING I'M WRITING:

"I don't know. I thought you were a... a what-do-you-call-'em... met-- metrasexual."

"Metrosexual." Louis couldn't keep a chuckle from escaping. "And no, I'm just an office worker."

"Wait, they all dress like that at your job?"

Louis nodded.

"Yuck. Bo-ring."

"What are you talking about? This is stylish."

"And boring." Ellis finally finished reloading the shotgun and set it in front of him on the ground, between his legs. He shook his head. "Monkey suits."

IT IS TWO WORLDS COLLIDING, I'M TELLING YOU. Ellis better not tell Keith about this. Cause Keith would either a.) laugh at him or b.) get jealous. I'm thinking B.

P.S. This commercial is CLASSIC. It is such an awesome holiday commercial. And it gets stuck in your head so easy. "OH SNAP GUESS WHAT I SAW~"

P.S.S. GORDON RAMSAY: COOKALONG LIVE - I LOVE THIS <333333333333333 I've never seen Ramsay this HAPPY AND NICE. It's adorable.

Have you ever had one of those dreams where a whole bunch of people you know are in it, in different parts, and they're all doing something shitty and it all makes you feel like crap and when you wake up, you know none of them really did anything to you but you're still kind of pissed off at them subconciously?

I had one of those last night.

These are the things I remember from said dream:

1.) There was some sort of Silent Hill themed obstacle course/maze/amusement park/carnival thing in town and I wanted to go. It was near Halloween.

2.) Myself and a good number of people were standing on a hill overlooking said event. I was dressed like Peter McVries (we must have all been in some sort of costume) without the blood/bullet hole. see_aphy_be (Ashley) says something bitchy (lol this kills me) to me, jill_sparrow (Sara) and lusa_thul (Emily) agree and lay on the hate and I get like SUPER SAIYAN PISSED, shove them all and run off (do you see why it all kills me? XD). Plus, you know me. I don't run. My ass bolted. The only reason I remember running so fast was because the button up shirt I was wearing was blowing out all EPIC MOVIE like as I went and it started raining and it was pelting my face really damn hard.

3.) Somehow I let myself in my house through the sliding glass door, which is on our deck on the second floor of the house. Yet I don't remember climbing up the deck. I just remember shutting the door behind me and being completely soaked in water. THANKS SUDDEN DREAM RAIN STORM.

4.) Going upstairs, I find draelight (Nate) sitting on the bed watching television. He is on his phone. When he sees me he hesitates and tells the person he has to go and hangs up. He won't tell me who it is, but when he drops his phone on the bed I go look at it. He watches me do this. I see the normal phone entries and the latest. Nina. A slutty ex-girlfriend who cheated on him (which is funny cause Nate has never known a Nina). I bitched, natch. "Why are you talking to her? You want to get hurt by her again? (INSERT COLORFUL BITCHING LANGUAGE HERE CONCERNING WHORES AND WHAT REASONS HE WOULD NEED TO TALK TO HER AGAIN. VERY COLORFUL.)" I shoved him too, stormed out of the room and everything then was hazy until...

5.) Suddenly it's bright and sunny and I'm telling my mom, "Nate and I are gonna go drive over to the (INSERT NAME OF SILENT HILL THING HERE) and check it out." I was wearing a tank top and a pair of very short shorts. I don't know why. The two of us left the house to get in the car and then everything changed again.

6.) Even though I had been in some daisy duke shorts and a clean shirt before when Nate and I were ready to set out, I'm back in Peter McVries and it's back to the whole raining really hard outside thing. I'm at the start of this Massive Awesome Giant Silent Hill Thing, ready to start, getting absolutely drenched again...

And my effing alarm goes off. :|

I wake up wrapped -- not in my light comforter, like normal -- but in this super warm blanket on my bed. And my neck of all places is really sweaty and my hands are all clammy. My sinuses are also worse and I'm hacking up a lung pretty much. I basically stared at the ceiling for a few minutes like, ".....what."

(I also remember being dressed like a super hero, a bunch of us were, but none that were recognizable -- and we took over a Burger King near whatever convention/get-together we were all at. I... I don't know...)

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IN OTHER, OTHER NEWS: O SHIT TODAY mine should be here in a couple days ajskododddsos excited EXCITED. JIBBER JABBER.

P.S. I'm not really pissed at any of you, just dream!you lolololololol. XD

AHAHAHAHA, I'm on Entertainment Weekly's website. I was reading one of their photo gallery articles today and I got to #12 and I started reading the blurb and I was like, "SHIT, I TOTALLY WANT TO HANG OUT WITH THIS PERSON. THEY LIKE AWESOME MOVIES~" and then I remembered answering this question on EW's blog and the person I wanted to hang out with was suddenly ME. XD

#12 on the "23 Movies You'd Love To See On the Big Screen"

LOL, GONNA GO HANG OUT WITH MYSELF NOW. BRB.

Last night I had a dream I got to Dragon*Con and was so excited and had all my costumes and I was gonna go change into one and then I realized I forgot all my shoes and all my props (along with the bloody axe and blaster I'm supposed to bring for Ashley, hehe). :| Right now I am laughing my ass off about said dream, but when I woke up from it I was like "OHHHHH NOOOOO HOW AM I GONNA WEAR THESE COS--- wait, it was a dream. PHEW."

Haha, I love how the Star Wars/Bioshock story has me looking at the wikipedia page for things like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asshole ("...the use to refer to a contemptible person is first attested in 1933") and sites like http://www.alphadictionary.com/slang/ to see when certain phrases and words were heavily in use and stuff. I mean, there was definitely cursing in Bioshock - but it just seems so weird to write JACEN SOLO SAYING "SON OF A BITCH"~

(Oh my gawwwwd, Anakin Solo with glasses -- CUTEST THING EVER. <3333)