your joy is my low

Okay, the ESPN Sportscenter ads are ALWAYS hilarious, but they really knocked it out of the box with this one, for obvious reasons: The new ESPN Sportscenter ad featuring Stephen King. He is a huge baseball fan (Red Sox what) and props to ESPN for swiping him for an ad. XD

The Star Wars one is hilarious too.

http://www.starwars.com/vault/books/news20080912.html

LOLOLOLOLOLOL, so apparently the Fate of the Jedi series is a nine book series (authors Troy Denning, Aaron Allston & Christie Golden) that takes place pretty much right where LotF left off. Haha, exactly the same as before except no mandos/Boreba, Jacen hur hur Caedus and Mara.

The best part is that it's all being published in hardcover. Wait, HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHHAHAHHAH~ they want me to shell about about $150+ for NINE HARDCOVERS (hell, nine books in general) after Legacy of the Force?

YES, PLEASE, LET'S SEE WHERE THIS LEADS US, LOLOLOLOL.

I'll be reading the spoilers and I will splurge for a book -- like I said before -- if it has Tenel Ka or Zekk in an appearance longer than LIKE FIVE PAGES (P.S. a Zekk appearance for longer than five pages doesn't count if he's around Jaina -- WAIT OH HE MIGHT BE DEAD THAT'S RIGHT). Oh, and maybe a Jacen Force Ghostie of Doom.

SORRY FOR MY CONTINUOUS ROFLING OVER HERE. I CAN'T STOP MYSELF. D:

incoherency follows the beep.

*beeeep*


SOMEONE GOT THE SEASON 3 SUPERNATURAL DVDS ALREADY. AND RIPPED THE GAG REEL. AND IT IS FUCKING DELICIOUS. XD

"SON OF A BEEEAAAAAIIITCCCH~" -- and of course the montage of Zoolander faces. <333

"OPEN THE DOORS, LET 'EM ALL IN. THEN WE FIGHT. LIKE MEN IN TIGHTS."

THE "I LOVE YOU" MONTAGE WILL GIVE THE WINCEST FANGIRLS SO MUCH. D:

dklsfjklajsdfjks dfjd Dean: "I miss your musk." HAHAHAHAHA

They are such dorks and I love it. XD

2:02 TO 2:50 IS THE GREATEST SET OF THINGS EVER OH MY GOD. I PAUSED IT AND DIED. Also, Jared walking down the street like a fucking supermodel. SWEET SHIT AHHAHAHAHAHHA~ THE HAIR FLIP. <3333333 "I GOT A LINE, YOU MORON."

and omg them dancing at 3:15

:LDFLKSDLFKJSKFJD JENSEN'S DRAMATIC PRAIRIE DOG KJDFJJFK:J

AND WHAT THE HELL, "YOU CAN DO ME IN THE MORNING YOU CAN DO ME" HHJDFSH

http://community.livejournal.com/supernatural_tv/1590619.html

WAAAAAATCH! BEST EIGHT MINUTES EVER. DORKS. XD


EDIT: OH MY GOD DEAN STICKING THE STAKE IN HIS EAR AND SAM GOING "YESSSSS" WHAT KLFSJDK

LOL ADULT CONTENT IN THIS POST? WHAT?

Okay, so I should probably be working on costumes or something useful, but instead I find myself sitting on LJ reading entries in the community bad_sex --

OH MY GOD. I AM A GIRL AND I FEEL PHYSICAL PAIN WHILE READING THIS. KJFKFLSDFL:JKS DFJ" EO RI"EOFJ DS/ THAT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY.

Also, I LOLed.


THE FAINT! Okay, so I mentioned the song "Fulcrum and Lever" from the new Faint cd giving me nightmares. The sound of it is so odd and creepy and the lyrics are about a kid and his friends who tried to fly and the kid lands in some place that looks like Earth, but it's really weird. I love this song. LOOOOVE.

And I love this line: "Gravity seems weak until you look down."

("A Battle Hymn for Children" is a really good song too. ALSO. "FOREVER GROWING CENTIPEDES" -- I WANT THIS SONG'S MUSICAL BABIES. When did Todd start sounding so hot? When he says "Forever growing centipedes, you and I" and the "Every time I move I'm in another dimension" verse~ dafjksjdkfjaksfjdkjsdfkljksfd OH MAN WHAT?)

And some Long Walk love. After a gunshot is heard...

Baker: "Barkovitch. That was Barkovitch, I'm sure it was."
Barkovitch: "Wrong, redneck! One hundred per cent dead wrong!"


(AND OMG I WATCHED LOST BOYS: THE TRIBE. THE ONLY REDEEMING THING IS COREY FELDMAN. "WHO ORDERED THE STAKE?")

AHAHAH BEST SITE EVER!!

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

It is making me die laughing. I am in too much love with the Bioshock article. ("Bioshock, also known as 20,000 Objectivists Under the Sea (Give Or Take), is a Rail-Shooter developed by 2Kicks-In-The-Nuts Games. It was initially designed as a liberal propaganda device to brainwash people into doing horrible things to little girls.")

Other uncyclopedia pages that are Really Effing Funny:

-- Myst ("Sirrus reads Shakespeare, and sometimes acts it out in his underwear in each of his rooms. Sirrus has a fairly large collection of Gundams which he keeps locked away in the Big Metal Pagoda Age. Sirrus enjoys a nice cup of tea and the occasional beheading. Sirrus is gay [check out the pink book he's trapped in].")

-- Luke Skywalker ("Legacy™®© Dark Horse Error: Setting "Legacy" not found for subject "Luke Skywalker". Perhaps you were looking for the guy in Vader pants?")

-- Twilight ("Twilight proved popular enough to its target audience of lovesick women that a bunch of people are even making it into a film adaption, which to the disappointment of many does not star or feature Marilyn Manson in one of the vampire roles as he seems almost perfect for the job, only requiring some facial reconstruction and less clown make-up. His rejection by the film's director inspired him to write his song If I Was Your Vampire which is available on his latest album.")

-- Final Fantasy VII ("Although it has been disputed, Final Fantasy VII is generally considered to be the only game ever made." LOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHA ALSO "SEPHIROTH KILLS AERIS AND THERE IS NO WAY TO BRING HER BACK. SHIT DAMN!!!")

-- Kingdom Hearts ("That Duck That Wears No Pants: (AKA) Streaker Duck, his entire purpose in the game is to seduce Sora with his pantslessness.")

-- Stephen King ("Stephen King is the world-famous author of over 3 billion horror stories ... King was born in Portland, Maine, on September 21, 1334 [this is according to the Maine calendar, in which years are based not on the birth of Christ, but on the birth of Frederick, a large lobster captured in the state early in its history].")

-- R.L. Stine ("R. L. Stine is another pseudonym of author Stephen King.")

-- Snakes On A Plane ("Snakes On A Plane is a famous documentary that was filmed during Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson's desperate battle with the entire population of snakes in the world all crammed onto a plane. Based on a relatively obscure Dr. Seuss book, it was released by New Line Cinema on August 18, 2006 in North America to highly polarised opinions.")

-- GRAND THEFT AUTO: TATOOINE ("Jawas sell things [4] -- 4. Such as: droids, droid motivators, droid heads, droids that give head, droid arms, droid legs, droid genitals, vehicles, vehicle parts (but not windshields), weapons, droids, restraining bolts, droids, ship parts, severed heads, babies, severed droid heads, baby droids, bottles of Tylenol, and droids.")

-- LOLOLOLOLOL Resident Evil 4 ("Resident Evil 4, known in Japan as "Shoot People Just Because They Are Different Than You 5", is widely regarded as the most racist/politically incorrect game of all time. It is considered a great leap forward in the series, which has always allowed the player the kill slow-moving homeless retarded people who can only say Uhhhhhhhhhh, by now allowing the player to kill foreign slow-moving homeless retarded people who can only say Uhhhhhhhhhh... IN SPANISH!!!")

(HOLY CRAP LOL: "Widely regarded as one of the most emo characters in video gaming, Leon's hair changed from the stereotypical black to blonde when he reached Super Saiyan Emo, though he retained the characteristic eye-covering bang.")


-- HAHAHAHAHHA SILENT HILL -- MAJOR SPOILERS XD ("While in Silent Hill you may want to check out the historical society, which celebrates the town's rich history of ritual executions, unexplained nautical deaths, bizarre Native-American/Kabbalistic religious ceremonies, and the Famous Triangle Man." -- and OMG the "IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR" section right at the beginning of the article practically made me pee myself laughing. XDDD AND THE PICTURES LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH SHIT.

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. BEST PAGE EVER.

Reaper wins for using the word SEXIMIFIED.

"BRING THAT UGLY BITCHFACE HERE SO I CAN CUT IT OFF."

This sketch the other night on The Whitest Kids U' Know killed me. I think it was because of the way Trevor killed the shit out of his chair (and chucked it right at the end) and the way Sam didn't even bother with his chick voice half the time. Also, Trevor saying, "YOU STAY AWAY FROM THAT DRUNK WHORE!"

How To Have A Perfect Realtionship -- serious language warning on this. XDDD

"HARLOT."

I really needed a good laugh tonight. Valerie is probably the only one who will get these videos, but I have to post them anyways, cause she has to see them. I'm not sure if she has or not, but if she has then they will be an awesome refresher. They sound like something we would do. Especially the silly accents.

MAKING FUN OF DURAN DURAN (especially Andy!):

A View to A Kill ("Gee, my hair looks terrific. Oh great, here comes Andy. He can't even act blind.")

New Moon on Monday ("Trying to blend in, trying not to look suspicious. Oh, hello Andy.")

Union of the Snake ("Martin Gore is a really good juggler." -- "It's Adam Ant! Goody two-shoes!")

Wild Boys ("I'm Patrick Stewart and I hate Duran Duran!")

RAPTURE CLASSIFIED ADS. XD

"... until the Circus of Values starts selling female sanitary aids, I'm your best hope."

"The Mask Gallery, located in Poseidon Plaza!"

"This variety lot includes 'Invisible Mustache,' which gives you a mustache that cannot be seen by security cameras..."

"i am not pervert!"

"Smelly Man Needs Help!"


THIS ONE MADE ME DIE:

"I'll Swap Anything to Get Out of Here! This city is pure Hell. The other day I go to use the restroom. Boom, the lights go out while I'm peeing. They come back and there are five plaster statues of dudes peeing next to me. I go to the farmer's market and some brute in a diving suit follows me around moaning like a whale. I go to a strip club and it's full of ghosts. Ghosts that won't even show any skin. Not even the free booze lying around or the ammo vending machines are enough to keep me here. Sure getting drunk and shooting stuff is fun, but I can do that above the surface with less hassle. None of this fruity shit was in the brochure. Get me out of here and I'll do anything. Hank, in Fontaine's Center for the Poor."

dasjfjsdfjajksdfkj LOVE. XD

AMERICAN IDOL OH GAWD. IT'S THAT CRAPPY TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!

http://www.americanidol.com/contestants/season7/

FTW: Amanda Overmyer, Carly Smithson, Chikezie (<3), Danny Noriega (I swear he's Christian from Project Runway except on Idol -- DID YOU SEE THE WAY HE SASSED SIMON? I expected him to be like, "I WAS FIERCE!"), Jason Castro (OMG HOT), Joanne Borgella

FTL: Kristy Lee Cook (bitch, this is not American Amazing Grace, pick a different effing song), Michael Johns (sorry, you do not impress me as much as you get credit for, which makes me sad), Alaina Whitaker/Kady Malloy/Amy David (who the shit are these chicks?)

On the fence: Asia'h Epperson, Colton Berry, the three Davids, Alexandrea Lushington, Jason Yeager, Luke Menard, Ramiele Malubay, Robbie Carrico (OMG A ROCKERHURRRR), Syesha Mercado, Garrett Haley, Brooke White

Seeing as how my past favorites have been like... Blake Lewis and Bo Bice, I think we might have a pretty good set of bitches this year. I'm waiting to see who turns into the Haley Scarnato and the Scott Savol. *vomit*


Also, Christian or Chris FTW on Project Runway -- Eff you and your draping, Rami. D:


AND HAHAHA ON LOHAN TRYING TO IMITATE MARILYN MONROE WITH HER NUDE SHOTS. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. MONROE HAD A TRILLION TIMES MORE TALENT AND CLASS THEN YOU EVER WILL. CAN'T STOP LOLING. Also, Monroe didn't look like a freckled druggie with a cheap wig on. "Oh gawd! I'm not in the spotlight anymore! WHAT SHOULD I DO?! ESPECIALLY A WEEK AFTER APOLOGIZING TO ALL MY YOUNG FANS WHO LOOK UP TO ME AS A ROLE MODEL!? WAIT! I will take artsy n00dz! Of course!" Honey, you are nowhere near as gorgeous as Monroe was. Step the shit off of it, put some clothes on and actually do some work. :P

(WORK LOL WHAT A CONCEPT I THOUGHT LIFE WAS DRUGS AND BOOZE!!11)

EDIT: Lohan called Monroe’s suicide “tragic,” and then added, elliptically, “You know, it’s also tragic what just recently happened to someone else.” I asked whether she was referring to Heath Ledger. She nodded: “They are both prime examples of what this industry can do to someone.” Why some and not others, I asked, since it has often seemed that the thrice-rehabbed Lohan might meet a similar fate. Lohan replied with a flicker of annoyance: “I don’t know. I’m not them. But I sure as hell wouldn’t let it happen to me.”

She sure as hell wouldn't let it happen to her, okay, then I want you to look back at the bolded word. OKAY. I'm sure Heath Ledger wasn't looking to die/"letting it happen to him", SMART COOKIE.